ETYMOLOGY

The Downtown Salon , New Iberia LA 2005

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I preponed shawarma with my frenemy while on staycation!*

meaning:

I rescheduled (sooner than later) a lunch (of sliced lamb or chicken sandwich) with someone who acts like a friend but who really is an enemy, during a period of time that I am spending vacation at home, rather than going away.

*Frenemy, staycation, locavore added to Webster's Dictionary by Russell Contreras , Associated Press 7/10/2009